If I had a super-power I would be euphoric because I could use that super-power for my own self gain, and I bet it would be so beneficial to my life, but the question is what super-power would I choose? There are so many possibilities; the ability to fly, to read minds, teleportation, and a plethora selection of more options. If I had to choose one I would probably choose mind control, so I can make people do what I want. ( I know I'm so sinister muahahahahahah!!!) I could make my teachers give me all A's, so I wouldn't have to do any work, but I most likely wouldn't do that because of my integrity, and I don't always live by the motto " If you're not cheating, you're not trying". I would use my powers for good by controlling the minds of mediocre politicians. That means you Chris Chrisitie; you no good alliteration. I would control the minds of American foes, so that the terrors of war would cease. I would control the minds of every racist and bigot, so that we could live in some type of euphoria, where no one feels inferior. I would control the minds of every person who feels depressed to the extent that they want to take their own life, so I can make sure that they know there is always hope for the future, and that adversity will not have longevity. I would control the minds of every murderer, rapist, drug abuser, gang member, so I can have it so that the world could live in serenity and tranquility. Finally, and probably most importantly, I would control the mind of Shakira, so that she could be my prom date and show me why those hips don't lie.

You gave me a great chuckle! You are one witty, dude, Mr. Flowers.
ReplyDeleteThe mind control ability is very exciting, but I'll humbly go for another super-powet, that being the ability to say no to fatty foods and yes to exercise. Maybe I'm setting the super power bar too low...
Ha Mr.Flowers you are truly a comedian.
ReplyDelete"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." - Jamie Paolinetti
ReplyDeleteLove the ending I will put in a good word for you. She contacted me and I told her I was unavailable (happily married). Seriously, love the blog but unfortunately there are only 2 things in life we can control. "Our actions and our attitudes"
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